The first rule about Project Mayhem is…
you don’t ask questions about Project Mayhem.

Well, I’m still here.
But I don’t know for how long.
That’s as much certainty as anyone can give me…
I have some good news: I no longer have any fear of death.
But I am in a pretty lonely place.
No one will have sex with me.
I’m so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time…
I have pornographic movies in my apartment, lubricants, and amyl nitrate…